Hi I'm Alex. 16. I'm basically going to post whatever amuses me. If you want to know more about me, just send me an ask. You are all very beautiful/handsome!


Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.


why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail


why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am


alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”




when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 


What on earth where do these gifs even come from

college animation students.

(Source: snorlaxatives)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via coughdropping)

(Source: traffic-jam-session)